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December 31, 2019

2 1/2 new year's resolutions, 1 shrimp taco

I have two wildly conflicting resolutions this year:

1) Learn how to do nothing.

2) Get better at prioritizing the important stuff. Which means...

2a) Get less good at all the little fiddly stuff. Doing immaculately sorted loads of laundry, promptly noting bills due in the calendar, responding to every single email that comes in. Even as I write this, I'm itching to check my dumb email because that seems more (instantly) gratifying than finishing this sentence. As if anything important has come in since 12:20am on this, the morning of January 1st.

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